Dude Yourself
What could be more embarrassing than reaching the front of the line at Barnes and Noble, holding a garish gaming magazine, and realizing that the cashier summoning you to her station is the attractive, friendly looking one. You can't very well hide the magazine and grab something else, she's seen it. You may think it would be worse to be caught purchasing porn, but I doubt it.Anyway, you get up to the counter, chat with her about pennies and such, she seems to be buying it. She's not at all aware of the nature of your purchase. Then the guy at the next counter sees the cover of the magazine she's putting in the bag for you.
"Dude, is that Halo 3? I'm so going to have to buy that magazine."
posted by dan @ 4:21 PM
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